Last night Me, Frankie, Miles and Ash, decided to get on a bit of a pre and go into Wycombe, oh and what a fricking awesome idea that was!
At the beginning i was a little annoyed because i had drunk so much and was not feeling any of it. But then the jagermeifter(about 2 and half shots), Vodka(a fucking lot and i mean a lot) and kick concoction sent me on my way, good and proper. We went down the village to get some more achol, ended up going to the fly for a crafty pint :-) ended up playing pool i won three times in a row! oooo yeh! But to be honest we were all playing really shit, Tits and Arse(downing your pint) and we were on our way back to miles to drink more, except i had to down a snake bite and black! To be fair it was classed as free because i won a fiver on a one pound scratch card:-) All ready could see it was going to be a well good night.
So anyways we got a taxi to wycombe and went to the falcon. I met frankies friend who had the nicest/coolest/unusual name i have heard, orlanda or some shit. And then off to the litten tree we went, we could see the cue was fookin massive from miles away! Anyway we decided to wait in the cue because pure is pure wank, no pun intended. Then dan, jake, andy and peeps decided to join the cue behind us, and dan is still the same as he used to be, cracking out the jokes. He started taking the piss out of miles for drinking smirnoff ice, then he started calling me elvis because of my side burns and then went on to calling ash smirnoff because of his hair. Then kept on shouting "oi smirnoff"and ash anwsering to it.
Anways we all started to get our boogie on, there was a group of girls dancing quite close to us, I ended up dancing and stuff with hannah, miles started dancing with this attractive girl that we don't no the name of but he made out with her. Ash and emma here getting it on a little bit but i didn't see to much of it becuase i was off walking about with hannah. But anways that made the night even better. :-)
I almost forgot this story. Right i was stood at the bar having a drink with hannah, when miles started walking about like he was lost. So i asked him "what are you doing" He said "Ash is going to give me a tenner to make out with that girl" He pointed at the fatest girl in there, she was fooking huge. I was like i wouldn't go near that with and barge pole, but not like you could get wihtin a mile of her anyway fat bitch. But anyway miles done it, and i think the fat chick was trying to eat him, the way she was going at it. Striaght after miles went to the toilet to have a wash and cleaned his teeth and shit, probs to vomet to.
On the way back we had such an awesome taxi driver.. we told him some of the stories from the night and he just started cracking out the jokes. We were all in fricking stitches, unbelievably funny. Just making jokes about the fat chick. he told us a joke and it was funny as fuck
"How to you find it on a fat chick"........ "Role her round in flour and find the we wet patch"
All in all a well good night. Be in our memories forever i recon. much love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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